103 definitions by JT

an old term that means a stand or holder for a pubic hair wig, also a pearl jam single
my merkinball is huge
by JT February 10, 2004

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a place full of assbags
i work at goodys the place full of assbags
by jt April 17, 2005

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To pwn somone who is not agg in paintball. To shoot them in the face multiple times
Dude this gat mows faces

Jt mows faces on the field
by JT March 01, 2005

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A rapist Bigfoot. Probably watched 'reelkiddymovs' as a teen.
"That's way too much sass cum!"
by JT December 26, 2004

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Used to describe something that is undesirable, boring, all around terrible.

Also - bilved, bilves, bilvage

This word was created when a co-worker and I were having a conversation about our supervisor whose last name was Silver.

"Silvery is so bilvery" - that's how it started.
These moldy chicken wings are so bilvery.

Man, today at work was pure bilves.

I really bilved that one up.

Maximum bilvage.

Here comes Mr. Bilvadere. (Sometimes used to describe someone that is bilvery)
by JT April 14, 2004

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Suposedly 'dog porn' or bestiality, although this rarely proves the case. Originated on P2P software.
I downloaded a file called, "ddgprrn lolita bbw qwerty asian black shit tit ass fuck britney spears sex blowjob.mpg," and it turned out to be none of the above... damn these people and their free porn!
by JT March 23, 2005

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One hell of a boring sex partner.
"I thought the beers would loosen your mom up, but man, she was a frickin' snorgasm."
by JT December 26, 2004

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