I Blame Obama.
It's a simple, but well known, fact that Obama is the cause of every issue known to the modern-American (well, the whole world really).
Somewhat of a hybrid between FML
and Blame Drew's Cancer, IBO should be appended to all posts (Facebook
status updates, Twitter
messages, and heaven forbid you are still on this...Myspace
updates) regarding why and how The Silver-Tongued Emir of Eloquence is ruining your life.