95 definitions by JP

The word GASTFU is and acronym for the newly-developed phrase "Gay Animal, Shut The Fuck Up" Used mainly by the highly sophisticated persons. :)
"GASTFU!!!" yelled the pissed schoolkid at his annoying teacher.
by JP December 06, 2004

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It comes from the retardedness on the internet.
Talk like a real person...
by jp September 05, 2004

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slang term for cocaine
got any yoda?
by jp November 19, 2003

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A religion where you make things out of clay (usually ash trays). This religion is a cover religion used to distract others from ones actual beliefs that may not be main stream (I.E. Wicca.) This is particularly useful during conversations with in-laws and other large groups of intolerant people.
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No, I am into claytheism.
by JP December 03, 2002

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an old ugly shitty car
Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!
by JP November 18, 2003

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To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic
My best friend and I snoogled while we watched a movie
by JP October 25, 2004

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Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.
Look at those two dorking the run.
by JP December 11, 2003

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