95 definitions by JP

It comes from the retardedness on the internet.
Talk like a real person...
by jp September 05, 2004
A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton
Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....
by Jp July 04, 2004
slang term for cocaine
got any yoda?
by jp November 19, 2003
A religion where you make things out of clay (usually ash trays). This religion is a cover religion used to distract others from ones actual beliefs that may not be main stream (I.E. Wicca.) This is particularly useful during conversations with in-laws and other large groups of intolerant people.
No, I am into claytheism.
by JP December 03, 2002
an old ugly shitty car
Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!
by JP November 18, 2003
To say something is good
This pizza is the damnshit
by JP January 20, 2005
Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.
Look at those two dorking the run.
by JP December 11, 2003

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