524 definitions by JOSH

NDA
Nondisclosure agreement
"Sorry, I'd tell you about it, but we're still under a NDA."
by josh March 02, 2004
What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".
Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."
by Josh March 26, 2004
Monobrowed Legend: Older brother of liam gallagher, noel has written some of the greatest songs of all time, just listen to acquiesce or any other song from the master plan, morning glory or definately maybe
"Because we neeeeed each other, we belive in one and other"
"so sally can waaaaait she knows it's too late as we're walkin on by"
by Josh July 03, 2004
The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.
Shannon is a cuntwaffle!
by Josh August 17, 2003
man, that guy was a miserable failure.
by Josh June 05, 2005
No girl can ever be as beautiful and smart as she is.
She is the most beautiful girl I will ever know.
by josh October 12, 2004
feeling the same way
me and my girlfriend mutually love each other
by josh February 22, 2005

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