2 definitions by JMad

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Inserting one's tongue into a cute girls anatomy, typically the butthole.
Bro, I was finally able to tongue spear Megumi last night, and as I suspected, she was clean as hell!
by jmad January 07, 2013

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A pathetic person who, despite innumerable troubling contraindicators and pesky facts, chooses to trust George W. Bush and his band of extremist, right-wing hystericals, fundamentalist religious zealots, hate mongers, and neo-conservatives to provide pre-digested thoughts and attitudes, rather than to go to the effort of actually thinking for himself or herself. (Probably still believes that Sadam had WMDs, cooperated with Al Qaida, and participated in the 11 Sept attacks.) Perilous if inclined to vote based on the described irrational beliefs. Look for synonyms at: fool, bone-head, lazy-minded, dupe, patsy, etc.
If the sensible, intelligent Republicans will separate themselves from the idiot rabble, and exercise their voting privileges with good conscience, we patriotic American citizens will have the opportunity to turn the page and correct the numerous blunders foisted on the world by the Bush administration.
by JMad August 05, 2004

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