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3 definitions by JLISS1379

 
1.
When you fart in the tub and eat the bubbles.
My girl caught me mummelgarfing last night.
by JLISS1379 July 04, 2010
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2.
A combination of someone being a jerk and a total boner.
Can you believe that guy we met last night from Trenton? Biggest jerboner I have ever met.
by JLISS1379 July 30, 2010
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3.
When a woman has severly distorted vaginal lips usually from being a skank or a whore and having her pussy pounded repeatedly on a daily basis.
When I turned the lights on last night after I banged that broad I saw that she had the worst waffletwaut I had ever seen!
by JLISS1379 July 15, 2010
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