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5 definitions by JL Patrick

 
1.
The sex you get from a crossdresser.
Man, that girl I met at the bar last night was really a dude. It's okay, I got me some sweet transaction.
by JL Patrick April 07, 2008
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2.
Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.
My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.
by JL Patrick April 07, 2008
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3.
Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.
See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.
by JL Patrick November 27, 2011
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4.
Near Pants Shitting Experience

An event that scares you so badly you almost shit your pants.
The other night, I had an NPS experience when my car slid on a patch of ice going into a tunnel.
by JL Patrick March 21, 2013
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5.
A girl to whom height is important.
Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there; he's so cute!"

Girl 2: "He's too short for me. You have to be over 6 feet for this ride."

Girl 1: "Ah, you're a roller coaster. I guess your carny greased you up for nothing tonight. He's all mine!"
by JL Patrick January 25, 2014
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