5 definitions by JJoint

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A great American college located on Long Island, NY, affiliated with the 7th largest university in the world, Long Island University. Although the CW Post Pioneers may not be the best college sports team its champions reside among the Postie Toasties which is the typical name for the vast group of pot-heads which make up 60% of the CW Post population, the other 40% being Asian. Most of the college dorm room festivities are held on Thursday nights which is a sad excuse for a labeled party day seeing as everybody still parties on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday as well. With it's wide landscape stretching over Old Brookville and Greenvale as well, it's a great place for the rich, drunk, high, completely unsober population to stretch their legs and go exploring. Some majors include film, business, education and getting fucked up (art). All the girls are hot and all the guys are burnt and with everybody and their mother selling pot, there's no room for any other drugs. The campus itself is famous for begging for more funds than building pointless structures for staff. Public Safety is quite useless unless your car battery dies, often refered to as ".5-0" and "Pubic Softees". Many other college goers visit this campus, sometimes almost on a regular basis, to partake in the CW Post experience. So if u like hot girls, being rich, marijuana, and riding ambulances like taxis, than CW Post is the place for you!
guy 1: What'd you do last night?
guy 2: I don't remember, I just woke up in an ambulance
guy 1: You must've been at Post

"I was at CW Post smoking a spliff while fucking your mom"
by JJoint October 14, 2009

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When a spontaneous or built up thought spawns into your head while you are high that may cause a sudden or drastic realization.
Dude there's no way we can make that much money in one day
*gasp* I just had an epuffany!

We were so fucked for thoughts until we got blazy crazed and Tom had an epuffany!
by JJoint October 20, 2009

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when you or a group of individuals surprise and forcefully toke up an unsuspecting victim, commonly with a gas-mask bong.
Laura's being such a twat, I'm gonna smoke rape her and maybe she'll chill out
by JJoint May 07, 2010

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ribbon magnets used to make shitty cars look tacky
I stole like 50 ragnets off that soccer mom's car and threw them in a festive manner on the freeway
by JJoint October 16, 2009

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a queer creature that is usually alienated to his own dark concaves and malicious to almost all forms of life except kittens. It communicates through a series of odd grunts when excited or in pain and its habits include pseudo-destuction and budding.
"Dude who's that niffer hidden behind a flock of pubes?"

"I went to clean my garage and a niffer stabbed me, gotta get me some fuckin spray"
by JJoint October 16, 2009

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