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Noun. A human who becomes a bear on the night of a full moon. People with this condition can be characterized by brown, gnarly hair and thick beards, when in human form. In werebear form, people with this condition become very large and grow thick, brown hair all over their bodies, and also move on all fours. Werebears are not generally known to be violent unless provoked, will steal pies from window seals, and swim around in your pool looking for fish.

Can also be used as a way of describing someone's awesomely thick beard.
"Mom!! There's a werebear in the pool again!"

Guy: "is that guy running on all fours?"

Me: "That's some werebear shit."

"That's a werebear of a beard man."
by JJLAWDADDY November 11, 2009

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Noun. A strange looking animal with a long nose, huge paws, deadly claws, often green cat-like eyes, and a serious weight problem. The bastard child of a male bear and a female cougar. Similiar to the coubear, except that they prefer domestic areas more. beargars have a particular affection for fish and berries, but are also known to feast on smaller animals, particularly domestic cats and dogs. These are very hardy animals, and although are not generally vicious towards humans, have been known to attack when threatened with socks.
"I hit a beargar on the way home last night with my car. My windshield exploded. The fucker got up and walked away."
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A werebeargar is a creature who is 1/3 human, 1/3 bear, and 1/3 cougar, who unlike most other were creatures, only changes on the new moon. The werebeargar will rummage around in your underwear drawer in the middle of the night, and occasionally wait under your bed for you to get up when it's bathroom time, and strike. Werebeargars are also known for using various magick(s) when threatened, and have ninja-like reflexes.
"I heard a werebeargar rummaging around in my underwear drawer last night."

"That werebeargar made me piss my pants!"

"I heard Jonathan is a werebeargar. What a screwed up individual."
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