A combination of the Donkey Punch
and classic Houdini
. After knocking your partner out, keep your cock erect and wait for them to wake up. When they do, cum in their face.
I Donkey punched you sister last night but didn't cum before she went limp. So I pulled a DonkeyDini instead.
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