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3 definitions by JJ the Chap Taper Legend

 
1.
This is how ledge people say "Let's go". It's like "Let's go" except it's more like "Let's go, we're fucking awesome."
ex 1)
Taylor: I <3 Bagels closes in like ten minutes.
Jason: .........ugh........... mob hard.

ex 2)
Ben: Is that a siren?
Keith: Popo. Mob hard.
Ben: When in Rome.

ex 3)
Glenn: Holy blunting blunt, that is a fat blunting set coming in.
Josh: WHERE ARE MY FINS?
Glenn: I threw them forty yards away.
Josh: You are quite a tool.
Glenn: Touche.
Josh: Whatever. I want to nail a fat wave. Mob hard.

ex 4)
Tucker: I think that gaylord Bubba is coming over here. Yes... he is heading in this direction.
Fernando: Mob hard.
by JJ the Chap Taper Legend April 13, 2008
 
2.
This is a reply to suggest the person receiving the reply is doing something in a stalk-ish fashion. It began on the :Internet: but has since made its way into :RL: conversation.
wtfpwnt54321: HAY CAN GIVE ME SOME GOLD LOL?
silentown22: fuc|< y00, cun7
wtfpwnt54321: OMG I R FOLLOWS YOU UNTIL YOU R TEH GIVES ME GOLD.
silentown22: g3t t3h f00k 4way f|20m m3 1 4m ch4rg1ng my :mana:, :n00b:.
wtfpwnt54321: :PLOX: GIVE ME TEH GOLDZ I R SO TEH POORZ.
silentown22: j3suz, STALKBOT!
aL^pLexxy: Wow, you guys are :faggots:. Quit playing :WoW: and try :counter-strike: or something along those lines.
by JJ the Chap Taper Legend April 20, 2008
 
3.
Whip-ty Nine occurs when both members of a relationship are equally whipped. Much like sixty nine, both parties receive equal amounts of benefits and disadvantages simultaneously.

Neither person has the upper hand in the relationship in a Whip-ty Nine scenario. However, make no mistake; there is some serious whipping going on.
Guy 1: Dude, Jenny made Kyle stay in with her tonight, AGAIN! When is he going to hang out with us?

Guy 2: Bro, Kyle isn't the only whipped one here; every time he stays in, he forces her to make him sandwiches. It's classic whip-ty nine!
by JJ the Chap Taper Legend May 06, 2010