116 definitions by JJ

penis, skin flute, cock, one eyed trouser snake,
She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.
by JJ July 30, 2003
The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)
Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.
by JJ May 13, 2003
When a toothles old lady perfoms oral sex.
Joshs grandma has me cummin for some gummin!
by JJ March 25, 2005
dude who uninvitingly gropes/cops a feel on a unsuspecting girl
"Watch out for Mike, he's a total skizzbucket"
by JJ December 15, 2004
A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.
"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."
by JJ March 18, 2005
African-American Vernacular English (AAVE) for "doing just fine."
Man: "How yo' mama, boy?"
Boy: "She befan..."
by JJ February 18, 2005
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