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116 definitions by JJ

An iced coffee drink that costs more than 5 dollars. This is a typical drink of high maintenance yuppie females and effeminate men.
John, it looks like you switched your dark roast for a vaguccino, are you feeling OK today?
by JJ May 20, 2008
7 2
When a toothles old lady perfoms oral sex.
Joshs grandma has me cummin for some gummin!
by JJ March 25, 2005
12 7
An online greeting: the result of accidentally moving the typing hands, in the correct typing position, over to the right by one key. When this is seen, the typist means, "hello". May also be seen as "gwkki".
Jr''p. ,sm/ Jpe sdtr upi?
by JJ August 17, 2004
6 1
A rotten vigina.
My mom has a fripy
by JJ February 25, 2003
26 21
dude who uninvitingly gropes/cops a feel on a unsuspecting girl
"Watch out for Mike, he's a total skizzbucket"
by JJ December 15, 2004
5 1
wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch
i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.
by JJ January 11, 2004
11 7
A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.
"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."
by JJ March 18, 2005
5 2