who grows up in the era of YouTube
and doesn't have an attention span longer than three
minutes of a unicorn getting its organs removed.
Me:Hey Andrew do you wanna go see No Country For Old Men it won like 50 oscars.
Andrew:No man that movies
i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies
of a guy playing a double fretted guitar
for 13 and a half hours.
Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner