2 definitions by JESSA!

Top Definition
The art of masturbating to porn on your computer
I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today
by JESSA! March 02, 2010
When you're having problems jerking off and can't cum, so you fire up the ol 'puter to get yourself off, good old trusted website
Aaron did you fire up the ol 'puter yesterday? Yes Jesse I started out with nothing but had to go to 'ol faithful and huskied it right up.
by JESSA! March 08, 2010

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