1 definition by JAK1327

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Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery
Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
by JAK1327 December 03, 2011

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