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9 definitions by JAG

 
1.
A Sikh is any person whose faith consists of belief in One God, the ten Sikh Gurus, the Guru Granth Sahib(holy Book) and other scriptures and teachings of the Sikh Gurus. Additionally, he or she must believe in the necessity and importance of `Amrit’, the Sikh baptism.

There is only One God. He is the same God for all people of all religions.

The Sikh teachings are based on the principles of Fatherhood of God and brotherhood of humankind.

In a Sikh temple people of all the faiths are welcome. The Sikh holy book, Guru Granth Sahib also has in it the hymns composed by both Hindu and Muslim saints of various denominations.
Sikhs wear turbans and are not related to muslims or terrorists
by Jag November 07, 2004
 
2.
The meaning of this term remains a mystery. Apparently, however, the presence of bevis is forbidden in theme parks, especially those featured in poorly-developed video games.

*cough* Bebe's Kids *cough*
No vibes.
No bevis.
by JaG March 29, 2005
 
3.
a person
whoz that dum ginger brere over ther....(it ryhmes aswel ;))
by jag April 25, 2004
 
4.
A person of both portugese and italian descent.
Yo, That porta-wop bitch is off da chain!
by Jag June 18, 2006
 
5.
it is a question asking another person their current state of affairs, like "whats happening?" or "how you doing?".
"Yo man, whats the jo?"
by Jag November 23, 2005
 
6.
Supreme stupidity of the highest order in human thoughts.

See dildosity, idiocy, and fucktard.
Letting the clock run out in the 4th quarter in the state championship game was truly Martzian in nature.
by JAG January 11, 2004
 
7.
a memorable event; usually long and intricate.
1st Drunk: Dude, do you remember the time we stole a boat and tried to sail to Nauru?

2nd Drunk: Yeah man, that was a two-part episode!
by JaG January 15, 2005