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2 definitions by J.T. Jetplane

 
1.
n. A particularly rank or offensive smelling flatulatory expulsion, especially one that comes during a time of illness.
The flu was pretty much several weeks of wallowing in my own sick farts.
by J.T. Jetplane May 28, 2006
 
2.
A phenomenon which occurs when one gets a hard-on in a mildly cool to cold environment, immediately after shrinkage has taken place. The Blood has begun to enter the penis, however, like a hot pocket, the middle is still cold, resulting in excess skin in that area. The scientific term is "Boner Sublimation."
After George returned from the pool, he thought of Elaine, resulting in a half-erect Earthworm Dick.
by J.T. Jetplane March 27, 2007