When a gentleman reaches the point of intoxication at which it becomes necessary to sit down to pee.
"Better wait for a stall, buddy... you're ladydrunk."
A fat, pale woman who wears tight clothing.
"You're a total sexshmallow in that tube top. I can see your nipple rings."
"Thanks. I was going for the sexshmallow look."
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