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1 definition by J.R. 181

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)
"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"
by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006