4 definitions by J. Edward

Top Definition
This is the acronym for "Come On My Glasses". It is defined as the action of ejaculating on another's glasses at their request.
1) Will you please COMG?
2) After I am done with this, will you COMG?
3) That felt so good that I'll let you COMG.
#acronyms #come #glasses #ejaculate #blurry vision
by J. Edward March 30, 2006
The act of masterbation and coming to a climax.
Roommate says to other roommate that finally gets done with shower: "You were in that shower for a long ass time, dude....
Did you complete your journey or what asshole?"
#masterbate #king of domain #to beat the meat #jerk off #rub one out
by J. Edward April 07, 2009
A phrase used to politely let others around you know that you just dropped ass.
Nice weather we're having... grin
#fart #gas #toot #pass gas #drop ass
by J. Edward December 08, 2008
The energy required to write a text.
Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.
#text #texting #typing #energy #lazy
by J. Edward September 18, 2008
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