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The V8 Splash (also known as an Ocean Spray, Sierra Mist) is when a female fills her anal orifice with fruit juice or other assorted sodas and carbonated beverages with the intent of flatulating (farting) the liquid into her partner's face. The resulting fart-spray covers the recipients face with a combination of liquid and doodoo in an effort to arouse the sprayee sexually.
"Man the other night my girl was gassy. I took it as the perfect opportunity to capitalize on a sweet V8 splash!"

"Hey Jared, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, nothing much, watched a bit of the game...and later got totally Ocean Sprayed by Mindy!"
"Mmmmm...that is the best."
"You know it dude."(High Five at this point)

"Hey Todd, have you ever known a girl to load her ass with vegetable juice and then ask you for some fellatio, only to fart-geyser your face with the doo-tainted booty fluid?"
"Nope Clyde, can't say that I've ever experienced that."
"Oh, ok. Just wondering."
by J. Cooter March 31, 2008

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