11 definitions by J. B. Baby

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A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday falls on the first Friday after the first full moon of August, when the Zombies rise from their graves to raise havok & mayhem.

As a result, the human population tends to gather around sundown on Zombie New Year to throw large, wild parties, hoping their numbers & noise will scare the zombies away. Some people are known to get staggeringly drunk as a form of mockery against the zombie hoards.

At dawn on the Saturday following Zombie New Year, the initial zombies return to their graves, but any humans that they turned continue to walk the earth until they are put down.

It should be noted that, for reasons still unknown, an alcoholic stupor makes it harder for zombies to detect you and, if they do, makes it harder for them to turn you.
Last Zombie New Year, I got so drunk...
"How drunk were you?!"
I was so drunk, I didn't wake up until THIS Zombie New Year!
"Oh, shit, he's a zombie!"
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
(Pronounciation - Roo-lee-ah or Rill-AYE-eh)

1 - The home of Cthulhu in H. P. Lovecraft's "Cthulhu Mythos." See Wikipedia for in-depth information quickly, or read the book(s).

2 - A way of refering to one's hometown as being a complete nowhere or shithole.

3 - A very frightening place.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
(In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)

"Where do you live?"
"Fuck, man... R'lyeh..."

"I just spent the weekend at my great-aunt's in R'lhey... *shudders*"
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
Non-album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Also songist. Opposite of albumer or albumist.
iTunes caters far more to songers than albumists.
by J. B. Baby May 15, 2006
Someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumer or albumist. Opposite of songer or songist.
Some album purist was aching me for buying a few songs off of iTunes.
by J. B. Baby May 15, 2006
"Spare Me Your Obnoxious Abbreviations And Learn To Spell."

Sarcastic internet shorthand originated in Lore Brand Comics - "OMG LOL."

A blowoff to people who refuse to even attempt to type properly.
"Dear Reader: SMYOAALTS. --Lore"
by J. B. Baby May 15, 2006
1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.
Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...
by J. B. Baby April 25, 2006
Non-album purist; someone who listens to a few songs here and there more than entire albums. Frequently randomizes their playlist. Also songer. Opposite of albumer or albumist.
iTunes caters far more to songists than albumers.
by J. B. Baby May 15, 2006

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