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1 definition by J ster

 
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People who are so full of themselves pretending to be "wheelers" or "players" in the corporate world but do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Douchebags like this call meetings to hear themselves talk, but never say a goddamn thing of any relevance.
Darryl calls a weekly meeting that we all had to commute to, dusts off last week's agenda and talks utter nonsense for two hours--that's a douchebag.
by J ster February 15, 2006