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6 definitions by J Riley

 
1.
Legendary singer songwriter who was noted for his offbeat, sardonic view of life.
Famous for his 1978 hit 'Werewolves of London'.
Person A: 'Have you ever listened to Warren Zevon? He fucking rocks the show.'
Person B: 'No I have not, as I have a shit taste in music.'
by J Riley January 06, 2006
 
2.
Legendary singer songwriter who was noted for his offbeat, sardonic view of life.
Famous for his 1978 hit 'Werewolves of London'.
Person A: 'Warren Zevon fucking rocks the show, have you ever listened to him?
Person B: 'No I have not, as I have a shit taste in music.'
by J Riley January 06, 2006
 
3.
An online game in which two or more competitors search the net for strange pornography. The competitor who finds the most obscure pornography is declared the winner.
Competitors must use seperate computers and communicate the results through some form of online communication, such as MSN Messenger. URLs must be provided as evidence of the weird porn and all competitors must agree that they are unable to find stranger porn than that which has been put forward. If all competitors agree, a winner is declared and the game ends.
Person A: 'That's got to have won it, i've found horse porn.'
Person B: 'No way, ive just found an albino transvestite being shagged in the ass by a rottweiller. I FUCKING WIN!'
Person A: 'Damn. I suck at The Weird Porn Game'.
by J Riley September 12, 2005
 
4.
Fictional award bestowed upon individuals whose genius has become exaggerated as a result of their untimely death, usually before the age of 30. The award is usually presented by individuals who realise that music fans, the music industry and media often get carried away, mistakenly believing that any musician who dies young was a genius. Those bestowing the imaginary award are also able to entertain the idea that a musician who died young might have gotten fat, old or made a crap album. There is no official ceremony for the award as it is fictional and is often allocated during pointless conversations between friends. Many a Dead Genius Award is awarded each year with no official committee to decide who most deserves the award. This is mainly out of respect for the friends and family of the dead.
Candidates for the award include Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain and Jeff Buckley.
Person A: 'Dang, Nirvana weren't actually THAT good were they?'
Person B: 'Nah mate, i think Kurt's up for a dead genius award dont you?'
by J Riley September 12, 2005
 
5.
1. To derive sexual pleasure from something
2. An exclamation used in anticipation of such sexual pleasure.
1. Person A: My girlfriend came over last night.
Person B: Did you get any milkies?
Person B: Oh yeah.

2. Person A: My mum is entering a wet t-shirt competition.
Person B: MILKIES

See also: cheapies,jollies,oats
by J Riley September 22, 2006
 
6.
1 UK - an indivdual who favours a political philosophy of reform and the protection of civil liberties, is tolerant of change and of the opinions of others and, is not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy or tradition.
2 US - a derogatory term applied to anyone who has left wing political views, which implies that they are associated with anal sex and communism.
1 'The high number of economic migrants coming to this country doesn't bother me, Im fairly LIBERAL'
2 'Fucking LIBERAL Hippies.'
by J Riley September 12, 2005