2 definitions by J - Dub

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A sexual act whereby the male partner begins by rolling his finger in water or some sticky substance. He then rolls his finger in salt, well coating it. The finger is then shoved up the female's ass and violently scratches the walls of her orifice. Performing this act also includes intent to make the female bleed. If specific intent to bleed is not present it is called a Seattle Tax Return.
Man 1: So there I was, wrist deep in this girl's salt filled ass, scratching with all my might. It took 6 full minutes till she started bleeding, but when she did it flowed like a river.
Man 2: Holy shit, I bet she's had a few Pittsburgh Stingers before.
Man 2: Yeah, clearly. Talk to you later, I'm gonna go give her another.
by J - Dub January 30, 2006

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A sexual act whereby the male partner begins by rolling his finger in water or some sticky substance. He then rolls his finger in salt, well coating it. The finger is then shoved up the female's ass and violently scratches the walls of her orifice. Performing this act also includes intent to make the female bleed. If specific intent to bleed is not present it is called a Seattle Tax Return.
Man 1: So there I was, wrist deep in this girl's salt filled ass, scratching with all my might. It took 6 full minutes till she started bleeding, but when she did it flowed like a river.
Man 2: Holy shit, I bet she's had a few Pittsburgh Stingers before.
Man 2: Yeah, clearly. Talk to you later, I'm gonna go give her another.
by J - Dub January 31, 2006

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