5 definitions by J (As my friends call me =))

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the bone in your arm your girlfriend uses when shes jacking you off, or the bone your boyfriend uses while boneing you.
"my girlfriend jacked me so hard last night she broke her ulna and i probably won't be able to have babies for a few months."
by J (As my friends call me =)) April 24, 2008

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The depressed Persian tow-truck man's favorite line.
"It gets bad, then it gets worse, then it gets worse, then i fall 100,000 feet onto pile of razors, and i ask ""Why god?"" and he pours lemon juice on me. Always." - dpressed Persian tow-truck man.
by J (As my friends call me =)) April 24, 2008

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The largest bone in your body, connected to your hip. Very useful for the agressive guy on top.
"Me and my boyfriend had CRAZY sex last knight. I just laid down naked while he licked my titties and used his femurs to fuck me to eternity."
by J (As my friends call me =)) April 24, 2008

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Chode, deriving from the latin root "Chod" (Meaning homosexual men who like to poke eachother's balls using there fat penises) is a penis that is approvimately 1.2 or greater width than its length. A chode is also a man (who Ejaculates over 5 times a day) or a women (who bones herself over twice a day).
Example 1: Noun:
"I love having sex with my boyfriend cuz' he can do it so hard with his impressive Chode"

Example 2: Verb:
"Borna stop Chodeing off you asshole before you stain my rug!"
by J (As my friends call me =)) April 24, 2008

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Two meanings! The area between your scrotum and your asshole, and the Blue stuff that comes out of a black woman's eye when a black man bitchslaps her.

Im serious about the second one.
Example 1: For definition one.
"when I jacked my boyfriend off last night, he skieted so hard it took a dry cleaner to get all the skiet of his Choda."

Example 2: For definition two:
"My man Ian bitchslapped me 'cuz i did it wrong last night, and i got Choda all over my dog."
by J (As my friends call me =)) April 24, 2008

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