1.) French ersatz Britney Spears. Native corsican who is popular among non-French speaking young males who are unable to understand her atrocious lyrics.
2.) Strangely seductive, strangely entrancing, and devilishly attractive French pop singer. Basis for popular animated .gif file depicting her pelvic gyrations.
3.) A good reason to learn French
4.) A good reason not to learn French
Alizee's ass could motivate men to war, inevitably forcing yet another French surrender.