An incredibly gay wegret, so gay and wegretish that his skin is perfectly white. They usually live in the frozen swamps of Siberia, and prey on snow geese, snow egrets, and rabid snow monkeys. Most snowlords make a living by selling dried and shrunken cocks to those unfortunate enough to not have been born with one.
Monkey: Shitdood, the snowlord is coming for us.
Monkey's sex partner: Shitdood, we gotta jet.
Monkey: Shitdood, I thought he could join us and make a 3-some.