1 definition by Ivory Fox

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1. a retarded penis
2. a douchebag with a malfunctioning/retarded penis

also: a virtually non-existent penis/someone with a tiny penis
1. Lan has a peentardy

2. Greg thinks that Lan is a peentardy
by Ivory Fox January 05, 2006

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