As a Russian who is experienced in the art of vodka consumption
obligated to provide the following information about vodka drinking
A) Vodka should never
ever under any circumstances be bought in a plastic
B) Vodka should never
be served ice-cold or even moderately could when straight. BUT!!!!! the shoot
be ice cold.
C) Just because you have a carton
of Tropicana and a bottle of Smirnoff doesn't mean you can make a screwdriver. Screwdrivers never
have any plump in them
D) When drinking vodka never
sip it, or drink it slowly! This way of drinking vodka leads
to loss of taste buds and a reeking smell.
E) Before taking a shot of vodka
cheers must be said, then let out all the air you have in your lungs, drink and inhale
at the same time.
EVER CHASE VODKA
G) A good tactic for not getting sick while drinking vodka
, is to supplement it with soda and some snacks.
H) Drinking vodka together
with bear and champagne leads
to short term
a 40% alcoholic drink. In theory it can be made out of anything, even wood or marijuana. The solution to this magnificent drink is extremely simple: a 2/5 ratio of alcohol and water. Non-mass
, which is available in most of Europe and Russia, is an expensive high quality
drink, which went through
as many as 8 stages
of filtration and sold for more that 100$ a bottle.
Rarely it is mixed
in to cocktails, such as vodka
martini and the screw driver.
In the United
States only commercial, mass produced vodka
is available and has a number
of flaws. A) it is not made in Russia, even if it is called Smirnoff of Stolichnaya, but New Jersey
or in the best case scenario Sweden.
Best brand of Vodka
are: VEDA and BELUGA
BLACK, these two brands
made Stoli and Absolute
look like absolute
Please drink responsibly
guy1: So how was last
guy2: Man i meat this
banging chick and after a couple
shoots she was all over me
Girl1: so how was last
Girl2: (gives a 1/2 hour answer which in summary is someting like this
guy gave disgusting cheap vodka from a plastic bottle and the next thing I know is that in the same
bed with that pig.