Frat Guy/Athlete 1(early in the semester): "Bro, l love getting brunch at the caf every saturday and sunday. Although it costs 9 meal points, I get soooooo much fuckin' bacon."
Frat Guy 2: "Dude, fuck brunch. Late night Half and half
s are the way to go."
Frat Guy/Athlete (one month later): "I have no more meal points. Meal plan karma really fucked the shit out of me."
Lil B: "It's ok bero, now you get to cook
like a pretty bitch