Being REALLY sunburned.
Ussualy happens to pale people who try to tan and fail misserably. Or people who forget to use sunscreen.
Doesnt neccesarily have to include peeling but it still hurts like hell.
Man I had a great day and the beach with all those chicks, but my back got COMPLETELY sunfucked
Infomercials. They may not all be complete scams but the products sure dont work as well as they do in the comercial.
From the product commercial, Sham Wow.
I bought my sham wow...it was a scam wow
1.Pomegranite Flavoried Vitamin water.
It says XXX on the label and that delightful message underneath it..
And it just sounds funny and gets great responses out of people
Jack: (sees jess)
Whatcha drinking? :)
Jessica: Porn Juice
What people don't go to Hooters for..
Hes going to call me to get his shirt back meet me there lok?
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