1 definition by Its That Guy!!!

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An alternative universe is a combination of getting a blow job while taking a dump (blumpkin), getting a massage, eating a sandwich, watching a good movie, being on heroin, reading a newspaper, and winning the lottery.
Only a few man in the world ever had an alternative universe, they're so lucky.
by Its That Guy!!! April 06, 2011

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