4 definitions by ItalianStallion30

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(definition) Sextus maximus is a position in kama sutra, invented by a couple of school boys having visions of making a pornographic movie in their future, based on this theme. The sextus maximus involves one girl and six guys, each a professional pornographic actor. The girl is penetrated by one man in the vagina, one man in the anal hole, is giving head to another, is receiving a 'boobjob' from another, and is masturbating the other two men. Hence the name, sextus (six) (also homo-phonic for sex) maximus (signifying large gangbang or orgy).

(situation) The movie would be set in the Ancient Roman era, and the girl is the wife of Julius Caesar. The six men are out to murder the Emperor, and the girl offers to reinact the 'Sextus Maximus' to save her husband's life. They perform the move, and when the six senators have finished with her, they still murder Caesar as she has changed her mind because she believes the six men were excellent at doing what they did.
'Somebody call for a hooker?'
'Yeah, how much for a thirty minute sextus maximus?"
by ItalianStallion30 March 18, 2010
i) (noun) a party full of attractive women.
'Due you coming?'
'Will their be any birds?'
'Mate, its a fuckin gash-fest!'
by ItalianStallion30 March 18, 2010
literal translation: 'You must be giving me some pussy/gash'

i) used when someone is saying something which is completely and obviously a lie.

ii) Used between 'ghetto brethren' or Caucasian 'wannabes' in British council estates when referring to an attractive woman who is spotted.

iii) When talking to your woman; asking whether she will 'get freaky' with you.
i) 'Me wagwan got head off of tree gals yesterdaii!"

'Nah mandem! Me affe gimme sum punani blad!'

ii) 'Blud, me affe gimme sum punani wiv dat wun!"
' Sick bruv, she'z dank innit!'

iii) 'Me julie, me affe gimme sum punani on valentine's day?'
by ItalianStallion30 March 21, 2010
Like in the other terms of a relationship status, (bases 1-5), 'sixth base' is a way of saying that a relationship is at its highest and most intense point. The couple could be having extremely romantic and pleasurable intercourse, in which case one of them will state that they've experienced 'sixth base', like one says which base they've been to in other cases.

'How far have you been?'
'I've been to third base'
'How's it going with Lisa?'
'Awesome, last night we went to sixth base!'
by ItalianStallion30 March 18, 2010

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