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1 definition by It'sa me, Mario

A retard who will do anything to get into it's target's pants. Usually sunburnt and morbidly obese.
Friend: OMG. She's such a red hippo.

Friend 2: I know right, she tried to blow me last night. Have you seen her sunburn, oh hell nahh.

Friend: Doesn't help she's obese, too.
by It'sa me, Mario October 17, 2010