1 definition by Isinglikealioncosithinkimcool

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Heavy Metal Music is a bunch of retards attempting to make noise and call it music. They think that screaming into a microphone and playing guitars and drums at the same time passes off as music, obviously they are wrong.

Listeners of heavy metal are usually loners who stick to their own bunch of people and hate everything other people like. People who listen to Heavy Metal are extremely critical and like to criticize everything because they do not like it.

Furthermore, people who listen to Heavy Metal music hate mainstream music because unfortunately their music can't make it to mainstream as it is not music but just random, retarded sounds and screams which have no meaning.

Most Heavy Metal is based on Satan and self harm. They also like to sing about the government and how it is corrupt, but the bands who sing about this do not realise that it is the same government that made them rich.

Heavy Metal is pure evil and should not be regarded as music.

Music is a sound perceived as pleasingly harmonious, Heavy Metal however, is not pleasing nor harmonious, it is the complete opposite.
Emo: RARARARARARAR

Normal Person: Err....

Emo: ARARARARARRROOOROROROROROr

Normal Person: Are you trying to be a lion again?

Emo: No i'm singing Heavy Metal.

Normal Person: Oh..ok....i'm just going to leave now
by Isinglikealioncosithinkimcool December 23, 2010

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