6 definitions by Isaiah Fourman

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"Here goes some crazy people predicting the 2nd Coming of Christ again."

A reference to The Great Advent Movement led by Baptist minister Rev. William Miller who interpreted the "cleansing of the sanctuary" prophecy to be the 2nd Coming Of Christ in 1844.

Instead of Christ returning, Joseph Smith was murdered.
CLARENCE: "Christ is returning by January 1, 2014."

DICK: " 1844 !!!"

GEORGE: "You got that right!"
by Isaiah Fourman January 21, 2009

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Gad
"Gad" is the name of a false deity mentioned in ISAIAH 65:11. Ironically, the Hebrew name "Gad" does NOT rhyme with "sad" or "glad", rather it is pronounced EXACTLY the same as "God". Yahweh is nowhere called "God" in the Hebrew or Greek, but, most English-speaking people seem to prefer this substitute instead of His real name.
Why do you call YAHWEH "Gad" (pronounced "God")?
by Isaiah Fourman March 19, 2009

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ETERNAL MARRIAGE = a doctrine taught by Mormons wherein couples are married for eternity.
Most Christians teach that people are married "until death do us part".

Most people are actually married "until divorce does us part".

But MORMONISM believes in ETERNAL MARRIAGE.
by Isaiah Fourman March 17, 2009

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1. The worship of Yahweh (Biblical deity).

2. Especially by those who specifically use the name "Yahweh" when referring to the deity.
J. Golden is an adherant of Yahwism.
by Isaiah Fourman March 18, 2009

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Slang for "A modern-day prophet" (either true or false). Derives from E.G. White (Ellen Gould White) the prophetess of Seventh-day Adventism.
BOB: Have you heard about that egg white in Florida called "Yahweh Ben Yahweh"?

JOE: Yeah, I call that fried egg white!
by Isaiah Fourman January 27, 2009

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Founder of Mormonism.
Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.
by Isaiah Fourman October 08, 2008

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