1 definition by Is Hardcore.
Aight guys
This is how to be hardcore
Girls,wear your hair more to one side than the other,and dye it some other color in a random place
Guys just have it in your face. It doesnt matter how you do it
Get a myspace/facebook and say hardcore stuff on it like:
"Im not trying to please you,go away"
Wear glasses even if you dont need them.
Be random. Random=hardcore
BE DIFFERENT. Even though you dress and act like every other typical teenager,you ARE different because you like rainbows.
Girls,be bi.
Guys,be bi curious.
Get odd piercings and tattoos. (or say you're going to,that's also hardcore)
Put periods at the end of everything you say.
Get a bf/gf and after two weeks say you're in love them
Starve yourself when you're depressed. (Okay you can have that granola bar real quick,just dont let anyone see it)
"Accidentally on purpose" roll up your sweatshirt sleeves to reveal the cut on your arm,then roll it down real fast,but make sure people see it!
Flip your hair out of your face even when it's not in your face.
Blog that you're so misunderstood and you want to run away.
Wear skinny jeans. Colored ones are a plus
Girls,when you're taking a picture,you need to hold the camera up and hold one side of your head
Guys take pictures where your hair's sweepish and you're smiling (do not show your teeth!)
Wear Vans and Converse.
AND FINALLY
MAKE YOUR ROLE MODELS AUDREY KITCHING AND ALEX EVANS
be afraid for our generation. BE VERY AFRAID.
This is how to be hardcore
Girls,wear your hair more to one side than the other,and dye it some other color in a random place
Guys just have it in your face. It doesnt matter how you do it
Get a myspace/facebook and say hardcore stuff on it like:
"Im not trying to please you,go away"
Wear glasses even if you dont need them.
Be random. Random=hardcore
BE DIFFERENT. Even though you dress and act like every other typical teenager,you ARE different because you like rainbows.
Girls,be bi.
Guys,be bi curious.
Get odd piercings and tattoos. (or say you're going to,that's also hardcore)
Put periods at the end of everything you say.
Get a bf/gf and after two weeks say you're in love them
Starve yourself when you're depressed. (Okay you can have that granola bar real quick,just dont let anyone see it)
"Accidentally on purpose" roll up your sweatshirt sleeves to reveal the cut on your arm,then roll it down real fast,but make sure people see it!
Flip your hair out of your face even when it's not in your face.
Blog that you're so misunderstood and you want to run away.
Wear skinny jeans. Colored ones are a plus
Girls,when you're taking a picture,you need to hold the camera up and hold one side of your head
Guys take pictures where your hair's sweepish and you're smiling (do not show your teeth!)
Wear Vans and Converse.
AND FINALLY
MAKE YOUR ROLE MODELS AUDREY KITCHING AND ALEX EVANS
be afraid for our generation. BE VERY AFRAID.
by Is Hardcore. June 12, 2010