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A two part event involving a bowel movement and a cell phone. After experiencing a large and complete bowel evacuation, the unwitting participant stands and gazes in awe upon their handiwork which rises out of the tepid water like a brown soft-serve ice cream cone with embedded nuts and corn. They overcome their shock at the quantity of excrement and bend over to send the steaming pile flushing towards the nether regions of the septic kingdom when his or her cell phone slips out of their chest pocket and embeds itself into Fecal Fantasy Island.
Dude, you wont be able to reach me for a couple days because my phone just took a french dip.
by Iryshman January 27, 2011

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