4 definitions by Irving Washington

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.
that definition was too long didn't bother reading
by Irving Washington March 31, 2003
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A cow from the outer reaches. Likes to make SILLY mp3s and make light of his sometimes self-perceived inferiority. A kewl guy who will ROCK YOUR WORLD A+ :D
by Irving Washington March 30, 2003
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I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...
by Irving Washington April 3, 2003
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An outdated phrase used to express shock at an IRC operater's use of channel operator powers that he has not been granted access to by the channel founder.

One of those retro phrases like "bogus dude," "Have a nice day," or "Jimmy Carter is the current president of the United States".
<MechaMrEd> I RULE THIS CHANNEL WITH AN IRON FIST
*** Bane sets mode: +o Bane
*** Yumblie sets mode: +b MechaMrEd!!!!*@*
<MechaMrEd> ..
<frosty_bob> OPAR AMOOSE :O
by Irving Washington March 31, 2003
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