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1 definition by Irritable Grizzly Bear!

 
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The epitome of Twilight fandom. There are no words to explain how a Twilighter is, you just have to be one to get it. Twilight is our air and we will kick your ass if you say anything against it.
Most mistaken Twilighters for Twibiters, or Twilight teenies. If someone says "OMG LIKE I LOVE EDWARD OME TWILIGHT!" they are not Twilighters.
Twilighters can be seen wearing teeshirts for the book that have quotes that only a TRUE Twilighter would understand i.e "Which one is Edwin?" or something underrated. Or have Twilight quotes written on their jeans and hands. Most don't like the Twilight movie and some do like it. It doesn't matter.
Twilighters usually get excited about the movie even if somewhere in their head they hate how annoyingly famous it's getting to preppy kids. Twilighters usually have many inside jokes about Twilight and deep discussions about it and have met Stephenie one or more times.

Oh, and we stole Harry Potter's fame AND it's actor.
Beat that, wizard-nerds.
You might have brooms, but we have kick-ass cold, dead and sparkling people.
Harry Potter fan: Harry Potter could kick Edward's ass.
Twilighter: Actually, Edward Cullen could flick Harry's head and shatter his skull.
Harry Potter fan: WE HAVE BROOMS!
Twilighter: Ooh. What are you going to do? Hit us with them?
Edward Cullen: *SNAPS HARRY POTTER FAN IN HALF LIKE A TOOTH PICK*


Twibiter: I LOVE EDWARD. Twilight is my favorite book. I love it more.
Twilighter: *FEEDS THE STUPID TEENY-BOPPER TO THE VOLTURI*


Put that in your cauldron and suck it.
by Irritable Grizzly Bear! July 10, 2008