1 definition by IronMongeR

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A person / thing that likes to take animals up the shite pipe when he can. Likes to think his music is great when his songs are complete and utter crap!!!! Spends most of the time thinkin hes cool when hes a total jerk off / loser.
Hey you ironmonger stop fucking those dogs.

Hey ironmonmonger your songs are full of shit.
by IronMongeR November 09, 2003

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