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Slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. A Dog Wanker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. A Dog Wanker will never take the hint!
"I f**king hate that guy, he's a real dog wanker."
by Irish84 October 23, 2005

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