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n. Usually a young girl, almost a teenager, who follows fads without thinking for themselves. Very mindless and superficial. Seen wearing either "cute" shirts with "Angel," "Diva," "Hottie," etc. or anything else that is currently in fashion, such as the long-tunic with tights style going around now, which I think looks completely horrendous. (It also causes girls who are not "thin" enough to become anorexic since this season's style is extremely thin, as if there aren't enough anorexic people in the US and other places.) They are usually "popular" in school, unfortunately, and they do not convey what true beauty is. Teenyboppers are proof that Western civilization is failing, since they don't really amount to anything when they get older, either.
Teenybopper: lyK oMG i lyike lovooooovveeeee (insert any rich, snobby, does-not-contribute-anything-of-worth celebrity's name here) and i lyk want to have sex w himand lyyykk havve his babieszzzzzz !!!! lolLOLlolLOL ;P !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: That is very disgusting. How old are you again?

Teenybopper: 9.

Me: *dies*
by Introvert November 09, 2006