Slang term for an emotional wreck of a woman. Usually someone prone to give advice and damage control although her own life is an utter failure. A woman whose every action is hypocritical of how she lives. Teaching children without graduating high school herself, telling people how to be in relationships even though she hates her own, saying she's the penultimate type of friend even though she won't be honest to herself about the friends she has but hates.
That woman actually expects people to listen to her advice even though her life is a huge mess. She's such a Heathorn.