3 definitions by Inmyglassprison

Gutterfunk

A term used to describe any and all diseases that may be afflicting a person's genitalia.

I hope you didn't bang her, dude. She's got that gutterfunk.

by Inmyglassprison April 4, 2011

Bribe the Pope

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

by Inmyglassprison May 12, 2015

The Witch's Kiss

When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.

In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.

by Inmyglassprison May 12, 2015