3 definitions by Ink Spot Mike's wife

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Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.
Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.
by Ink Spot Mike's wife May 16, 2007

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When your awesome definition is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors.

Oh, man. My word was totally UD-fucked.
by Ink Spot Mike's wife May 16, 2007

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Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.
"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."
by Ink Spot Mike's wife April 22, 2007

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