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8 definitions by Industrio Melman

 
1.
accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons
Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.
by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003
 
2.
-fu
skill
"Your kung-fu is good, but still!" "Your driving-fu better be pretty good if you're going to win the race."
by Industrio Melman March 14, 2003
 
3.
Unintentionally answering a phone call with the phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise applying pressure to the keys just as someone calls you. See also: ass dial.
Someone called me but I think I just ass answered.
by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003
 
4.
1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.
You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.
by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003
 
5.
Venture capitalist shitbag.
We were doing fine and then that evildoerr totall al-Quaeda'd our business plan.
by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003