(n) Belongs To The Non-Domesticated Chickenhead Family
1. Commonly Recognized By The Unprofessionally Applied
Lace Front Wig or Rainbow Store Attire
2. Considered A "Club Bird" Due To Frequent Sightings In
Nightclubs & Stripclubs
3. Only Sightings In A Supermarket Are Once A Month &
During National Hurricane Warnings
4. Often Abandons Their Young For Wild Night Life Exposure
Ratchet Birds Are Types Of Birds That Are No Longer Endangered Species, Are Extremely Dangerous And Should Only Be Approached Using Caution! When Sighted, It Is Wise To Avoid Physical Contact Unless Properly Protected (Trojans Or Magnums Are Preferred). Their Main Source Of Food Are The Overly Nice, Naive Potential Baby-Daddy Male Species. APPROACH WITH CAUTION! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
A). A Humorous And Sarcastic Expression Telling Someone To "Prove" Whatever They Are Saying/Typing By Providing A Web-link(From An Official and/or Legal Website Validating The Facts Of Their Statement, Rumor, Accusation, Comment or Social Website Post.
PERSON #1: "There is a chance that marijuana is going to be legalized in our state!"
PERSON #2: "I Don't Believe You SHOW ME THE LINK!"
PERSON #1: "The Government Is Giving Everyone $400 In Food Stamps Benefits For Loss Of Food During Hurricane Sandy!"
PERSON #2: "I Don't Believe You! SHOW ME THE LINK!"