The most overrated actor
ever; a complete moronic
ass-hat douchebag of epic proportions. Undeniably and completely insane, a self-proclaimed scientologist who will pull
any publicity stunt to avert attention from the fact that he is wholly a flaming homosexual. These stunts (such as stating he would eat Katie Holmes' placenta at the time of their daughter's birth, etc., etc.) have served
to all but ruin his career to the point
that only Oprah
enough to allow him to appear on her show. His is a classic case of maniacal insanity.
Hey Mike, you want to watch Top Gun?
no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!